Here’s the short list.
- Spilled gasoline in my wifes car (still smells like it will explode upon lighting a cigarette…no, we don’t smoke)
- Snapped the pole for the pool vacuum in half
- Broke the leg off of a dresser while moving it for my mother-in-law
- Cracked the top part of a lamp off (part of the same moving experience)
- Ripped my flip flop thong out
- Had half a pickup trucks worth of tree trimmings fly out the back of the truck on a busy street while we were driving to dump them.
- Broke the handle off of the cheese grater in the kitchen
For the longer list you’ll have to ask my wife about the previous weekends for the last 8 years of our marriage.
Look on the bright side, at least now you can get a new pair of flip-flops.